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Quotes

Quotes: Business

There are five types of companies: those who make things happen, those who think they make things happen, those who watch things happen, those who wonder what happened, and those that did not know that anything had happened. Anonymous

The real issue is value, not price. Robert T. Lindgren

If you think advertising doesn't pay - we understand there are twenty-five mountains in Colorado higher than Pike's Peak. Can you name one? The American Salesman

I don't know who you are. I don't know your company. I don't know your company's product. I don't know what your company stands for. I don't know your company's customers. I don't know your company's record. I don't know your company's reputation. Now - what was it you wanted to sell me? McGraw-Hill Publications

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraely

A customer is the most important visitor on our premises. He is not dependent on us. We are dependent on him. He is not an interruption on our work. He is the purpose of it. He is not an outsider on our business. He is a part of it. We are not doing him a favour by serving him. He is doing us a favour by giving us an opportunity to do so. Mahatma Gandhi

The consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. David Ogilvy

Marketing consists of all activities by which a company adapts itself to its environment - creatively and profitably. Ray Carey

Our goal as a company is to have customer service that is not just the best, but legendary. Sam Walton, Wal-Mart

The only job security anybody has in this company comes from quality, productivity, and satisfied customers. Lee Iacocca, Chrysler

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency. Austin Freeman

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde

You can't be proud of something unless you fought for it. Eege Klop

A wise man recognizes the convenience of a general statement, but he bows to the authority of a particular fact. Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. Demosthenes

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. Japanese proverb

 

Quotes: Future

The future is much like the present, only longer. Don Quisenberry

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. John Sladek

To know the read ahead, ask those coming back. Chinese proverb

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. Albert Einstein

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte

If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else. Lawrence J. Peter

We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward. Vice President Dan Quayle

I am convinced that by the year 2005 Americans will spend more hours on the Internet (or whatever it is called) than watching network television .Nicholas Negroponte

If we don't change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed. Chinese proverb

To manage a business well is to manage its future; and to manage the future is to manage information. Marion Harper

Forecasting is difficult, especially about the future. Victor Borge

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. Vice President Dan Quayle

Forecasting is like trying to drive a car blindfolded and following directions given by a person who is looking out of the black window. Anonymous

It is useless to tell a river to stop running; the best thing is to learn how to swim in the direction it is flowing. Anonymous

 

Quotes: Success

If you can't do it better, why do it? Herbert H. Dow

Success is that old A B C - ability, breaks and courage. Charles Luckman

It is no use saying 'we are doing our best'. You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary. Winston Churchill

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Irving Berlin

Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success. Henry Ford

When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but won't come up with a handful of mud either. Leo Burnett

To climb steep hills requires slow pace at first. William Shakespeare

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. Albert Einstein

The secret of success is constancy of purpose. Benjamin Disraeli

Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our bottom. Michel de Montaigne

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. Gore Vidal

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. Jean Giraudoux

Plans are nothing, planning is everything. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Success is a product of unremitting attention to purpose. Benjamin Disraeli

Do your work with your whole heart and you will succeed - there is so little competition. Elbert Hubbard

 

Qhotes: People

Keep changing. When you're through changing, you're through. Bruce Barton

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. Henri Bergson

Never take anything for granted. Benjamin Disraeli

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. Harry S. Truman

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it. Theodore Roosevelt

If you want work well done, select a busy man - the other kind has no time. Elbert Hubbard

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies. Honoré de Balzac

There is no adequate defence, except stupidity, against the impact of a new idea. Percy W. Bridgman

It takes time to save time. Joe Taylor

Most people use statistics the way a drunkard uses a lamp post, more for support than illumination. Mark Twain

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams considered a separate function. It is the whole business seen from the point of view of its final result, that is, from the customer's point of view. Peter Drucker

Perhaps the reason so many people are satisfied with our automobiles is because we aren't …. Honda

Marketing strategy is a series of integrated actions leading to a sustainable competitive advantage. John Scully

Companies don't make purchases; they establish relationships. Charles S. Goodman

Treat the customer as an appreciating asset. Tom Peters

Treat the agency as an appreciating asset. Nic Alexakis

Marketing is merely a civilised form of warfare in which most battles are won with words, ideas and disciplined thinking. Albert W. Emery

Profit is the payment you get when you take advantage of change. Joseph Schumpeter

Any damn fool can put on a deal, but it takes genius, faith and perseverance to create a brand. David Ogilvy

Marketing is so basic it cannot be considered a separate function. It is the whole business seen from the point of view of its final result, that is, from the customer's point of view. Peter Drucker

 

Quotes: Science

Where facts are few, experts are many. Donald R. Gannon

Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done. Ernie Kovacs

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. Thomas Alva Edison

While great devices are invented in the laboratory, great products are invented in the marketing department. William H. Davidow.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. Ken Olson, President, Digital Equipment, 1977

If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $ 100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. Robert Cringely

The Internet is a powerful example of free speech and the free market in action; it is curious that the Net has alarmed the lawmakers of a nation founded on those principles. Denise Caruso

Just because something doesn' do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. Thomas Alva Edison

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny …' Isaac Asimov

If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible he is almost certainly right, but if he says that it is impossible he is very probably wrong. Arthur C. Clarke

Great thoughts, discoveries, inventions have very generally been nurtured in hardship, often pondered over in sorrow and established with difficulty. Paxton Hood

Pollution is nothing but resources we're not harvesting. Buckminster Fuller

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. Snoopy

I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution. Werner von Braun

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. Putt's Law

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years. John von Neumann; ca. 1949

I think there is a world market for about five computers. Thomas J. Watson; CEO, IBM Corporation, 1947

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft …. and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labour. Werner von Braun

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except for the things in the world that just don't add up. James Magary

Erueka! Archimedes